Wednesday, March 31, 2010

A Day At The Beach (Part II)

Well, if you happened to miss my Pulitzer Prize nominated missive "A Day At The Beach (Part I)*", feel free to follow the link, or just scroll down a bit.  As a vlogger, I feel I must give you a true multi-media extravaganza, and used Cara's camera's video feature.  As such the quality of sound and picture are not as good, but it did the trick.

You will see video of Teresa and Frances playing catch on the hill, Teresa and Frances playing at the playground, Teresa being Teresa and lastly a bit of Teresa amusing Frances on the ride home.  Worry not, as I took the video I was looking forward the whole time with one hand on the wheel hoping that I was getting them in frame.  I then noted I could see the camera's display in the rear view mirror and adjusted accordingly.  For some odd reason when Cara initially saw the video she said "That is not safe."

Enjoy.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

A Day At The Beach (Part I)

Apparently some of my siblings are beginning to believe that I am morphing into some sort of caricature of my father, with the whole loving my children and enjoying family... While there may be a grain of truth to it, and it may not be in and of itself a horrible thing to become, I would like to point out my hairline. Anyhow, why do I bring this up? Because I have been mentioning going to the beach for a day (or longer) all winter and Cara keeps nixing it, as she isn't a big fan of the beach at the best of times, and that decreases exponentially with the lack of a washroom.

A few months ago during one of our moments of marital bliss Cara said I could bring the girls to the beach without her. A few weeks ago, I told Cara that I would be doing this (at this point she had forgotten the offer, but wasn't opposed to it). Today I got to bring my girls back to the beach. Teresa was exceedingly cute, as she has no concept of the beach not having a sandy front and water to run in. As such, she had been making plans about sandcastles, etc... I chose today because it was supposed to be +20C.

So with 23L of water, a playpen, my bike & child carrier, food, children and dog packed into the van we headed out to the lake. For some reason when fall hits, I get this end of season melancholy as I know the year is done. The drive up reminded me of this funk, especially considering how last year's season ended. The funk was not to last though as we pulled up to the (as Teresa said) "Brown and Red cottage with the palm tree on it" and we began having fun.

First it was warm the cottage up and give Frances her morning bottle. After that I took the girls down to the front, a seemingly easy task. I go out to the van, pull out my bike and the child carrier and then realize to my horror that I never re-attached the connector piece to my back wheel after taking it off in order to fit on to a wind trainer. So I go to the shed to grab the orange wagon. Damn it! No wagon. It's in the city as I got some metal welded to it. So I give the girls shoulder rides, often carrying them both. This was by far the most disappointing thing to me as I had hoped to toodle around with them. Once we got to the front, Teresa tested out the new play structure which is 'done' (the swings are too long and are missing 2 of the 8). Frances enjoyed being carried and Rowdy found another dog and just enjoyed life off leash.

I should note that we have had an amazing spring thus far. A few weeks back all the snow left our yard with +10 days. The rivers are beginning to break up (the Assiniboine broke today), but the lake is solid, and covered with deep snow by the cottage. This means I will never be able to extend my swimming into March. This disappoints me, having been in from April to November.

Frances ended up napping for a good couple of hours and I had a good nap too. Teresa? She got herself books to read and eventually caught a tiny bit of shuteye... We ended up staying for an unplanned dinner (pasta & sauce from a packet) and headed home after enjoying another walk and play at the structure. A successful day.  Teresa thanked God today for "the beach, where it is always icy and snowy"


OK, so we're here and there's snow.  I am not impressed.  And do not comment on my hair.


Shoulder rides make things better.  One mitt was lost on the way down (and found on the way back).


I wish I had two pairs of shoulders, it would make life easier...


...because when you put Frances down to put Teresa on your shoulders, she finds a BIG puddle.


This is a super picture.  These swings work because someone swung them over top one loop to shorten the chains.


Blue sky.  Dad will appreciate this.  When the sun came out it felt much warmer.


Teresa and Frances playing catch on the hill.


For the second trip I made do and pulled the carrier like a rickshaw.


Teresa now slides head first down slides.


When you ask Teresa to smile / pose now, this is what you get.  The good news is she will NEVER be a model.


Yes, that is a snowbank taller than Teresa still beside the cottage.


WARNING: GRAND BEACH UPDATE AHEAD. 

Here is the new bathrooms.  They were working on them today, so I hope they will be open on time.  The rammed earth wall is a nice way to hide a boring cinder block building.


Have I mentioned my general disdain for park rangers?  Between the no walking on the rocks sign and BARRICADING THE STEPS for winter any modicum of respect has now disappeared.  REALLY??  Are you that worried someone will slip on the steps (I would love to see the risk analysis on that one) or do you think no one will go around the barrier to access the 'closed' front beach.  UNBELIEVABLE!


Part II will contain video.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Frances vs. The Balloon

In a quick and decisive match last night Frances has locked up her position as the most fearsome competitor in the UBFL (Ultimate Balloon Fighting League) and likely to complete for the league's inaugural championship on PPV on a date TBA.

The balloon never stood a chance...

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Snow Day

This morning we woke up to this:
A lovely blanket of snow which excited Teresa to no end. We had told her that Christmas would only come again when it snowed....a tactical error on our parts I admit. Teresa requested a Christmas cake to celebrate this wonderous event, and I talked her down to cupcakes. So on this snow day, we stayed in our pajamas, baked, decorated and enjoyed some Christmas cupcakes.

This is her "mad smile"

If you notice Frances' nose, you will see she also took part in licking out the bowl

The results of our hard work

Teresa is of the "icing first" philosophy

Frances is not.....

But she was more enthusiastic in her approach.

Snow days rock!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Princess Frances

Teresa loves playing princesses and dressing up.  Recently, Frances came into the room and appeared to be interested in a dress, so Teresa and I decided she should participate too.  Some pictures were taken by Cara, and (as always) my girls are so darn cute...

And yes, the dress was a little large, but Frances seemed to enjoy it.

Yes, I am the world's cutest princess. 

Princess Party!

Where are my hands?  How will a prince ever fall in love with poor handless little me?

Teresa is doing a princess dance

Monday, March 22, 2010

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Saturday I was home alone with the girls and we were playing in Teresa's room and she handed me a bunny and told we its name was 'Foo Foo'. This of course led to me singing (or what I describe as singing) the song and Teresa began singing the Good Fairy part. I took a break to get the video camera to share this with Cara and the world and we reprised it.

You will note that:
1) Teresa inherited my singing voice (poor girl)
2) We don't know the words all that well
3) Teresa doesn't get the concept of one last chance.
4) Frances enjoys sippy cups

Enjoy.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Teresa Reads to Frances

Last week Teresa was on my lap and she 'read' her the Going to Bed Book by Sandra Boynton. This is a well loved story in our family, and when Teresa and Frances were in Cara's arms I quickly grabbed the camera and suggested to her that she have Teresa read it to her again. Here is the final result.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Wow

Somebody in this house, I'm not going to say who, but somebody really likes her hot chocolate. A lot.

Monday, March 08, 2010

Field Trip!

The girls and I went to the conservatory in Assiniboine Park this morning, and I was very pleased with what I found. They have done a lot of work, as there is now a second turtle pond, no more astro turf and there is some beautiful glass art on display. There were not many people about, so the girls had the run of the place. Some of the gardeners even played and chatted with them for a bit. I can't wait for the snow to melt so we can wreak mayhem outside as well!

 Happy turtles in their new (to us) pond.

 Frances loved the tulips

 See...

 Part of the displayed artwork is this beautiful water feature.

This is Frances' new "teething face"

 Teresa checking out the koi.

 My little ladies.

 Teresa spent most of out time there running.

This was my favourite. It was based on the element of wind.

Saturday, March 06, 2010

New Family Member.....I Think

After many months and numerous rejected stuffies, it looks as though Frances has finally chosen her special "Teddy." Except it's not a teddy, it's a mouse I have been calling Millie. I think that may be a bit of a copyright infringement, but whatever. Frances loves this thing. I saw her put it back in her crib by shoving it through the bars. She also kisses it when they are reunited, they are so cute together.



Please note the two bottom teeth. She is in the process of cutting her two top ones, and is being SUPER pleasant about it.