Through the magic of Professor Frink's Baby Speech Translator you can see how clever the Teresa is...
Ken: Where's your nose?
Teresa: Heh! Heh!
Translation: I've got you figured out goofball! You're trying to get me to smear this yummy goo all over myself 'cause you think it will be funny. Gimme another or I'll tell mom about your plan and we'll see who laughs...
I was wondering why you were not using your usual hand-held camera technique. This film seemed staged almost as if the parent was setting up something expected to be cute. Which she was of course.
By the way, you are suspiciously evenly in need of a shave. The porn 'stache is history? (We devoutly pray.)
Was there ever any doubt Ken would be the one to clean the child? Come on people, do I seem like the type of gal who would walk in the house to say "hello dear, I see you have, for your own amusement, made our child sticky beyond belief. Here, let me clean her." Really! It's like you don't know me at all.
I have a picture of Daisen on our fridge that reminds me of this. He is concentrating on peeling a foil egg. The Easter Bunny wasn't going to come to our house this year, until I was given the list of treats the Easter Bunny was supposed to bring. Since its the last one at our house for Daisen (at least for a while), I aquiesced.
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OK, Cara, please tell me you made _Ken_ shampoo her hair :-)
I too am curious as to who was tasked with cleaning the small marshmallow-covered child...
J
Through the magic of Professor Frink's Baby Speech Translator you can see how clever the Teresa is...
Ken: Where's your nose?
Teresa: Heh! Heh!
Translation: I've got you figured out goofball! You're trying to get me to smear this yummy goo all over myself 'cause you think it will be funny. Gimme another or I'll tell mom about your plan and we'll see who laughs...
"Drawing straws to determine who cleans the small, marshmallow-encrusted child": another Mennonite tradition!
I was wondering why you were not using your usual hand-held camera technique. This film seemed staged almost as if the parent was setting up something expected to be cute. Which she was of course.
By the way, you are suspiciously evenly in need of a shave. The porn 'stache is history? (We devoutly pray.)
Dad
Was there ever any doubt Ken would be the one to clean the child? Come on people, do I seem like the type of gal who would walk in the house to say "hello dear, I see you have, for your own amusement, made our child sticky beyond belief. Here, let me clean her." Really! It's like you don't know me at all.
I have a picture of Daisen on our fridge that reminds me of this. He is concentrating on peeling a foil egg. The Easter Bunny wasn't going to come to our house this year, until I was given the list of treats the Easter Bunny was supposed to bring. Since its the last one at our house for Daisen (at least for a while), I aquiesced.
Alison
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